July 2012
how do celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what
how does that work and where do i sign up
funkmymonkey:
trystant13 replied to your post: trystant13 replied to your post: it bothers me…
STARE AT ALL THE NIPPLES.
MY NIPS ARE BETTER THAN YOURS
dysenterygay:
twister1245:
dysenterygay:
why is it that like 99.9% of girls look thin and cute in over sized shirts but i look like a beanbag
because you have low self esteem.
well your theme gave my eyes cancer
nothinghumanisalientome:
good things about autumn
the leaves change color
feeling rain
seeing rain
hearing rain
cloudy skies
cardigans
hats
big sweaters
daily cups of tea
baths that last hours
halloween
the way everything smells
pumpkin patches
literally everything
me in 2009: I must like every single page on facebook
me in 2012: I must unlike every single page on facebook
Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your...
sodamnrelatable:
Me after every conversation: why the fuck did I say that
du4ne:
no matter how many followers i get i swear only 12 people actually read my posts
Just the small things
A lot of hair, freckles, moles (small ones), and veins..are just adorable. I love them. They whet my appetite.
youngstero:
walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?”
(you have to murder a person for this joke to work)
bloodbending:
bloodbending:
people who are still saying that aang may be amon
alWYAS RMEMBERER!!!!!
