May 2013
Me and my Mom talking on Facebook
Mom: yea.., but be careful... you should have known that comment was coming...
Me: Be careful with what?
Mom: everything
Me: But I don't do anything. ANYTHING.
Mom: me either!!!!!! lol
Me: That's so sad. We broke off from everyone and just stick to ourselves.
Mom: yea... sad... I get hit on all of the time... and I just be like.... ugh
Me: I don't really get hit on. I told you I'm ugly.
Mom: You have the look that would probably scare someone from speaking to you.. You are so handsome... You know.., maybe you are out of their league..
Me: Maybe that's what they're thinking, but you know me. Easily pleased. Just extremely picky and very complicated.
Mom: Yes Sir!
Me: Do I really have a mean face...? Wait...now that I think about it.
I do.
Mom: no.., not mean.. just out of reach probably to some people.
I remember you as a young child... people always wanted to touch you... You would have no parts in that.. ha ha
Me: Hahaha. I think I still have that "anti-people" shield around me.
aazure:
now, back to reblogging pictures of people who aren’t me
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
foreveralone-lyguy:
troix:
foreveralone-lyguy:
internetexplorers:
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
fahrenheit-469:
its 2013 can we please have headphones that last more than 2 months
