This blog is now pure.
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do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off
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girl in pink with skinny chicken legs but a fat booty
girl in brown using her hands to help her booty flow in the same motion as her hands
the boy who top half aint moving at all but his bottom part is on fire he is the twerk master
then the girl scratching her coochie on the right
fuck this gif is just too good
i seriously can’t
girl in brown is conducting the orchestra.
i can respect this gif
Imagine being in that car and driving by this
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Solar Road Trip
"Mom! Earth threw a satellite at me!!" said all the other planets.
"Mom," Pluto wailed, "Earth is saying I’m not a real planet again!"
this is cute.
poor pluto :(
If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.
I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
This is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr today.
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In which John deeply regrets introducing Mary to Sherlock and contemplates his life choices.
I like especially the idea that Sherlock has read 50 Shades of Grey—possibly given to him by Mary (not that she read it voluntarily herself) to shut him up during distressingly murder-free rainy afternoons.
"Mary. I believe you promised this would provide insight into the human condition. Instead, it was simply reams of thinly disguised domestic abuse masquerading as pornography."
"Turn it over."
"How many copies sold?"
"One hund— one hundred… million?”
"There you are. Now you’re better informed about the human condition, aren’t you?"
"Does John know what a terrible person you are?"
"Fairly certain that’s why he married me. Go wash up for tea."
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What happens when you rotate Copper Sulfate while it is on fire!
I think Maleficent is about to appear.
for a second i thought you meant that maleficient was about to appear sideways and i was confused. then i got it.
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